This is Kermit the Frog of Sesame Street News...

coming to you live from the DECH where I wait impatiently for my bloodwork to be completed. The nurse checked my blood sugar count with the machine that diabetics use. Then I had to drink the vile orange concoction in 5 minutes or less. I am in the final 5 minutes of my one hour wait-thank heavens for my iPhone. Finally, they will draw off three vials of blood and I can go get something to eat. Fasting for over 13 hours is not fun.